Crown Royal Mask

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/27/2020 at 16:08 • Filed to: mask

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This is not the guy I saw. This is a different guy with a Crown Royal bag on his face.

No mask? Drink Crown Royal? Problem solved.

There are many masks available on the internet made out of CR bags, but I saw a guy at the grocery store today who ha d a straight up CR bag in his face, with the draw strings stretched behind his ears. Necessity, mother of invention, etc.

These bags also make great trumpet mute covers, btw.

Sovande > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 16:11

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Great for fishing reels too. I remember as a kid my dad's reels were all kept in them. 

Just Jeepin' > Sovande 07/27/2020 at 16:13

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I used one for my large collection of rarely-actually-used  D&D dice when I was a teenager.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 16:15

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Kiltedpadre > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 16:16

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My boss has one that he wears when he’s inside the building. He puts a coffee filter inside for an extra protective layer.

Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 16:20

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Repurposed Crown bags are the rationalization that people use when they drink too much.

Yeah, we kept Scrabble pieces, small hardware bits, marbles, LEGOs, and chess pieces in them as kids . Separate bags, that is . Because my parents were so generous!

ClassicDatsunDebate > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 16:24

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I knew there was a reason these are in my sock drawer.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 16:24

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lol...ive got 20 disposables incase the gubment decides to mandate them any day now

when they do..i have 20 days to order a real mask

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 16:34

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My 20 year old self would’ve appreciated it, but that was before I discovered S cotch and learned nothing worth drinking comes in a purple bag.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 17:50

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And if you soak it in ether people just think you’re drunk!

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 19:14

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I’ll allow it.  

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn 07/27/2020 at 19:57

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It’s way better at this than it is a shift boot

facw > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/28/2020 at 10:54

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https://theinventory.com/1844116865

facw > ttyymmnn 07/28/2020 at 10:56

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This is better than being the asshole who won’t wear a mask, or the asshole who wears a Nazi flag mask.

ClassicDatsunDebate > facw 07/28/2020 at 11:31

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lol...unfortunately just change, collar stays and golf tees for some reason.

facw > ClassicDatsunDebate 07/28/2020 at 11:40

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Well you do you, but if you ask me “ change, collar stays and golf tees” all sound like really  bad sex toys...

ClassicDatsunDebate > facw 07/28/2020 at 11:44

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goes with my “ business socks” .